i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut
have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?
you should have opened your eyes i was crazy for you
yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm
yeah but you get to leave the party with your favorite person on the planet, and take off all of your makeup, and put on your ugly comfortable clothes and make popcorn and curl up in your bed and watch a movie, and have sex and go to sleep, idk how that sounds like a bad thing.
And everyone else just wakes up alone and hungover.
this is the best thing ive ever heard
As a college student you’re either struggling academically, financially, or emotionally. Or all three.
i don’t “dress to impress” i dress to depress i wanna look so good that people hate themselves
I hope you all find someone who gives you cute names and tells you it’s adorable when you do embarrassing things and hugs you when it’s early in the morning and makes you feel like you have a whole disneyland fireworks show going off inside your body and never ever lets you go
When you start a relationship with a country boy, you also start a relationship with his family, his buddies, and his truck. Make no mistake, one does not come without the others.